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DISCLAIMER

   Although inspired by real events no essay and/or podcast depicts any actual person, place, and/or incident.
 Some characters may be composites.
Any resemblance to any person or persons living or dead is purely coincidental. 
Stories may contain embellishments.

TABLE of CONTENTS

Page 1

1- Playin' The Slots
2- “What Are You, An Idiot?” : A Pump Jockey’s Small Victory
3- The Legend of Shitboy Monster
4- Stop Bugging Me!
5- The New Gurus
6- The Monopoly

Page 2

1- The Time I Did Not Meet Pierre Trudeau
2- My Friend Has No Sense of Humour
3- Sunday Shopping
4- The Power of Negative Thinking
5- Spike
6- The "Die Hard" Incident

Page 3

1- A Souvenir of Letterman
2- Going Bananas
3- Superstition is Not the Proper Means of Getting Things Done
4- The Drooler
5- The Merry Monk
6- I Get Thrown Out of a Nudie Bar

Page 4

1- Krystilla the Lying Bitch
2- The Rottweiler
3- My "Seinfeld" Moment
4- “So…How’s the Weather in Montreal?”
5- Naked Nintendo
6- First Dates

Page 5

1- Burned Bikers
2- The Sadist
3- Why I Have Respect for Celine Dion
4- “Your Driver’s License Please, You Infidel Dog!”
5- Mama’s Cooking
6- The Seer

Page 6

1- A Day at the Beach
2- The Butcher of Park Ex
3- Something More Than Human
4- Sacked!
5- Sven
6- Nickish

Podcasts

"The Sum of My Knowledge and Experience"
An 18 Chapter one-man play based on ESSAYS by ANDREAS
&
several Bonus Tracks

Chapter One:  Sunday Shopping
Chapter Two:  The Legend of Shitboy Monster
Chapter Three:  Mama's Cooking
Chapter Four:  The Drooler
Chapter Five:  The Time I Did Not Meet Pierre Trudeau
Chapter Six:  Playin' the Slots
Chapter Seven:  The "Die Hard" Incident
Chapter Eight:  Stop Bugging Me!
Chapter Nine:  The Monopoly
Chapter Ten:  The Seer
Chapter Eleven:  “What Are You, An Idiot?” : A Pump Jockey’s Small Victory
Chapter Twelve:  “Your Driver’s License Please, You Infidel Dog!”
Chapter Thirteen:  Burned Bikers
Chapter Fourteen:  First Dates
Chapter Fifteen:  “So…How’s the Weather in Montreal?”
Chapter Sixteen:  Superstition is Not the Proper Means of Getting Things Done
Chapter Seventeen:  Spike
Chapter Eighteen:  The Power of Negative Thinking

*BONUS TRACKS*

A Day at the Beach
The Butcher of Park Ex
A Souvenir of Letterman
Words of Wisdom
Something More Than Human


to access podcasts please click link below
blog.essaysbyandreas.com


Contact:  a_kessaris@rogers.com


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